SHEEK LOUCH: “Now I’m in the club, no V.I.P. / I’m down low where every last hoodlum be / I feel baby boy tryin to ice grill me / Walk up to him, you know nice and polite / Let him know it’s real, lift the shirt up right / I’ma let it off cause I ain’t tryin to fight”
(From “Good Love”)
Sheek Louch has always been very jail-scene, so sometimes it’s hard to tell if his homosexual lyrics are even unintentional or not. This verse about showing a dude a gun in his waistband feels wayyyyyy too romantic.
DMX: “Motherfucka, I’ll rip your butthole outta place”
(From “Here Comes The Boom”)
Ripping a guy’s butthole off is just so gay.
ICE-T: ”I got a bitch who’s a man”
(From “99 Problems”)
What?
Lil’ Wayne: Now hop up on that dick and do a full split.
Drake: UHHHHH!
(From “She Will”)
Not surprising. He will.
BIG NOYD: The tough guy screwin’ me/ I guess he got plans to ruin me/ He wanna do me/ Slowly but surely/ I peeped his fast ass a bit early/ Grabbed him by his wig his sh*t was curly/ Saw the devil in disguise by the look in his eyes/ He was surprised how I snatched him up/ Regulated his ass and backed him up/ Stepped to the side, P blast him up
(From Mobb Deep’s “Give it Up Fast”)
Holy shit. This sets a new record for most unintentionally gay lines in one verse. You keep waiting for it to get less gay, but nope, it never does.
50 CENT: “I read somewhere I’m homophobic, shiitttt. Go through the hood, there’s mad niggas on my dick”
(From “Ryder Music”)
We believe you 50, you’re not homophobic. I mean, you are dating Floyd Mayweather.
CRAIG MACK: “I got emcee’s melting in my mouth & not inside my hand”
(From “Making Moves With Puff”)
He gives blowjobs but not handjobs, that’s even gayer.
GURU: “To all you herbs, i got something for that ass - the tongue of terrifying fury”
(From Gangstarr’s “Tongue of Terror”)
Guru is back from beyond the grave to give us more unintentionally gay lyrics. Imagine him eating a guy’s butt with a tongue of terrifying fury. Now stop thinking about it. You definitely can’t.
CAMP LO: “I don’t understand what the fuck is up with my man, he eat a bowl of hot cock”
(From “Black Connection)
1:56 into the song. I’m not kidding.
EAZY-E: “Gimme that that that nut
Gimme that that that nut
Gimme that that that nut”
(From “Gimme That Nutt”)
The entire chorus is just him saying that over and over again.
